this little piggy

Last night, in the dark of the night, the piggy who had no roast beef had a toe-on collision with the metal leg of a piece of exercise equipment. * The piggy, being the weaker of the two, broke. Of course, there isn't much one can do about a broken piggy other than tape it to a close friend, numb it with some ice, and give it a staycation.


* Use caution around exercise equipment. It can be dangerous to your health.